I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
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