Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
Randomize
