I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
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