shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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