just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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