Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
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