I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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