What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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