:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
Randomize
