All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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