I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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