Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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