They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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