You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I look better un-naked...
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
