im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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