he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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