Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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