Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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