This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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