he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Randomize
