So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
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