Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
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