I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
where am i from again
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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