nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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