Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
How's work?
Spinning.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
did i just pee glitter
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