it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
he thought i was a dude.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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