One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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