But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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