how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
Randomize
