i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
they're like a gay fantastic four
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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