So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
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its like you know when i get waxed
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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