so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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