does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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