I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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