Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
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