mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
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