She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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