is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
We have started to decorate penises.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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