Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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