ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
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