i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
