This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Randomize
