Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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