Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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