Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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