I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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