Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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