beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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