You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
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