I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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